Monday, May 03rd, 2010 | Author:

Dear Vanadium,

When I first saw you in the nuclear power station my Heart was oxidized by the cathode of your face. The alpha rays of your eyes were deflected by the nucleus of my eyes towards my Heart. Love of my Heart was attracted towards you to form 1-hearto 2-eyeso-Lovate and the electrons of my eyes started rotating very fast.

When i approached you with a catalyst you acted like a moderator and slowed down the speed of my Heart beat. Beaker of my eyes was filled with tears when this reaction occurred.

Tell me, why the burner of your eyes broke the test tube of my Heart?

Even now my Heart is saturated with your love and will remain saturated forever.

I hope you can understand the organic situation of my Heart.

Waiting for the reaction.

Uranium (|_|)

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22 Responses

  1. 1

    Vikram… itni chemistry toh tumne school mein padhi bhi nahi hogi jitni likh di hai 🙂

    good one!!!!

  2. 2

    Unfortunately tum sahi ho 🙁

  3. 3

    Good Chemistry

  4. 4

    Agar ye saare concept pehle clear ho jaate to..chemistry mein bhi interest aata……

  5. 5

    good work done!!!!!!!
    if chemistry would have taught in such a manner in my school days i bet i would have scored much better

  6. 6

    Ouch…hit by radiation 🙂

  7. 7

    I was chemistry holic.If i was nt an engineer i wouldd have done Bsc(HONS) in Chemistry frm Hans Raj College,DU.
    Bt i never had experience of such reaction.I was chemistry holic.If i was nt an engineer i wouldd have done Bsc(HONS) in Chemistry frm Hans Raj College,DU.

  8. 8

    Thanks for not pointing out any issue in the whole equation 🙂

  9. 9

    I was under the same impression and i scored just passing marks….. 🙁

  10. 10

    Koi nahi Anshuj abhi der nahi huyee hai 🙂

  11. 11

    IF YOUR Heart will remain saturated forever for ur Dearest Vanadium then you dont need to Wait for any reaction.

    shyad aap nahi jaante ki What'll happen with you & your Heart by getting such kind of heavy reactions..

    Sir Ji is Love Vove k chakkar mein mat pado bohat chot khaoge………abhi to apke heart ki test tube hi break hui hai….

    Take Care

  12. 12

    apni halat ka khud ehsas nahi hai mujhe,
    meine auro se suna hai preshan hoon mein……….. lolzzzz

  13. 13

    Thanks Praveen 🙂

  14. 14

    jago sir Jago….kahi aisa na ho bohat der ho jaye.

  15. 15

    Yahan toh bahut sare chemistry premi jaag uthe hain 🙂

  16. 16
    Palash Das 

    KCN Amen!

  17. 17

    vikram good going:P

  18. 18

    Sir ae sir…….

    catalystwa daal diye hote to pahle hi problem solve ho jati, ee sab nahi karna parta aapko, chaliye kauno baat nahi, abhhu samay hai, daal diljiye catalyst, nahi to der ho jayegi…..

    Jaeiye Jaeiye ….. ab bakhat barbaad mat kijiye… hamri subhkamnaye aapke sath hai

  19. 19

    great chemistry sir….good work

  20. 20

    kya baat hai, ye chemistry pahle kyun nahi pata chali.saare concept clear ho jate. 🙂

  21. 21
    Maheswaran Gnanaprakasam 

    It all depends upon the reactor uses heavy water or light water to release more neutrons and split atoms. Light water is better I heard.


  22. 22

    Kahin yahan Chemistry ki nayi kitab(book) na ijaad(invent) ho jaye 🙂

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