Monday, May 03rd, 2010 | Author:

Dear Vanadium,

When I first saw you in the nuclear power station my Heart was oxidized by the cathode of your face. The alpha rays of your eyes were deflected by the nucleus of my eyes towards my Heart. Love of my Heart was attracted towards you to form 1-hearto 2-eyeso-Lovate and the electrons of my eyes started rotating very fast.

When i approached you with a catalyst you acted like a moderator and slowed down the speed of my Heart beat. Beaker of my eyes was filled with tears when this reaction occurred.

Tell me, why the burner of your eyes broke the test tube of my Heart?

Even now my Heart is saturated with your love and will remain saturated forever.

I hope you can understand the organic situation of my Heart.

Waiting for the reaction.

Yours,
Uranium (|_|)

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22 Responses

  1. 1
    ritum 

    Vikram… itni chemistry toh tumne school mein padhi bhi nahi hogi jitni likh di hai 🙂

    good one!!!!

  2. 2
    Vikram 

    Unfortunately tum sahi ho 🙁

  3. 3
    Praveen 

    Good Chemistry

  4. 4
    Anshuj 

    Agar ye saare concept pehle clear ho jaate to..chemistry mein bhi interest aata……

  5. 5
    Vatsal 

    good work done!!!!!!!
    if chemistry would have taught in such a manner in my school days i bet i would have scored much better
    🙂

  6. 6
    Saurav 

    Ouch…hit by radiation 🙂

  7. 7
    Rubina 

    I was chemistry holic.If i was nt an engineer i wouldd have done Bsc(HONS) in Chemistry frm Hans Raj College,DU.
    Bt i never had experience of such reaction.I was chemistry holic.If i was nt an engineer i wouldd have done Bsc(HONS) in Chemistry frm Hans Raj College,DU.

  8. 8
    Vikram 

    Thanks for not pointing out any issue in the whole equation 🙂

  9. 9
    Vikram 

    I was under the same impression and i scored just passing marks….. 🙁

  10. 10
    Vikram 

    Koi nahi Anshuj abhi der nahi huyee hai 🙂

  11. 11
    poonama 

    IF YOUR Heart will remain saturated forever for ur Dearest Vanadium then you dont need to Wait for any reaction.

    shyad aap nahi jaante ki What'll happen with you & your Heart by getting such kind of heavy reactions..

    Sir Ji is Love Vove k chakkar mein mat pado bohat chot khaoge………abhi to apke heart ki test tube hi break hui hai….

    Take Care

  12. 12
    Vikram 

    apni halat ka khud ehsas nahi hai mujhe,
    meine auro se suna hai preshan hoon mein……….. lolzzzz

  13. 13
    Vikram 

    Thanks Praveen 🙂

  14. 14
    poonama 

    jago sir Jago….kahi aisa na ho bohat der ho jaye.

  15. 15
    ritum 

    Yahan toh bahut sare chemistry premi jaag uthe hain 🙂

  16. 16
    Palash Das 

    KCN Amen!

  17. 17
    ronisha 

    vikram good going:P

  18. 18
    Bhupendra 

    Sir ae sir…….

    catalystwa daal diye hote to pahle hi problem solve ho jati, ee sab nahi karna parta aapko, chaliye kauno baat nahi, abhhu samay hai, daal diljiye catalyst, nahi to der ho jayegi…..

    Jaeiye Jaeiye ….. ab bakhat barbaad mat kijiye… hamri subhkamnaye aapke sath hai

  19. 19
    Ruby 

    great chemistry sir….good work

  20. 20
    Aditi 

    kya baat hai, ye chemistry pahle kyun nahi pata chali.saare concept clear ho jate. 🙂

  21. 21
    Maheswaran Gnanaprakasam 

    It all depends upon the reactor uses heavy water or light water to release more neutrons and split atoms. Light water is better I heard.

    Mahesh

  22. 22
    Ritu 

    Kahin yahan Chemistry ki nayi kitab(book) na ijaad(invent) ho jaye 🙂

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