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Thursday, September 23rd, 2010 | Author:

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Subject: Quote of the day

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Palash Das : 	Tue, Sep 21, 2010 at 10:40 PM
To: More Fun; Content Team;Tech Team; All

The good salesman combines the tenacity of a bulldog with the manners of a spaniel. If you have any charm, ooze it.
David Ogilvy

Anshul Mendhiratta: 	Tue, Sep 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM

Good one…

If you have the charm, ooze it.
And if you have the drink, booze it.

Ankit Chadha: Tue, Sep 21, 2010 at 10:58 PM

If you have control, lose it.

Mayank Saxena: Tue, Sep 21, 2010 at 11:03 PM

If you have a bulb, fuse it

Harish Agrawal: Tue, Sep 21, 2010 at 11:03 PM

You might be an idiot, snooze it.

Palash Das: Tue, Sep 21, 2010 at 11:05 PM

bulb?? oh no my idea , Cant loose it

Vikram C: Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 10:58 AM

If you have a door, close it…

Ankit Chadha: Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 12:04 PM

If you have an option, choose it.

Priya Nigam: Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 12:09 PM

If you see CWG ka OC, noose it

Priya Nigam: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 12:11 PM

Pants too tight? Loose it (ok that’s not grammatically correct, but poetic license naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai)

Praveen Kumar: Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 12:25 PM

If you have power, use it……..

Praveen Kumar: Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 12:37 PM

If you don’t have girl friend or boy friend, KHOSE it.

Ambrish Kumar Singh: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 12:48 PM

If you have time , utilize it..

Palash Das: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 12:50 PM

way too many options, can’t choose it!

Anshul Mendhiratta: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 1:14 PM

If you have a fight, Truce it.

Palash Das: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 1:18 PM

the crux of the MESSAGE – dont dilute it

Priya Nigam : 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 11:31 PM

If you have an orange, juice it.

Ankit Chadha: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 11:43 PM

If you have a Tom, cruise it.

Mayank Saxena: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 11:46 PM

If you have a bomb, bruise it….

Palash Das: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 11:46 PM

I’me running out of words, can’t choose it

Ankit Chadha: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 11:47 PM

If you have a Lay’s, shoes it.

Anshul Mendhiratta: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 11:49 PM

If you have a match, don’t lose it.

and If the match doesn’t match you, loose it.

Anshul Mendhiratta: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 11:53 PM

If the angle if acute, obtuse it.

Palash Das: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 11:51 PM

Match, the Match or a Match, don’t confuse it

Vikram C: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:00 AM

if you have a laptop computer and no work… please close it…

Mayank Saxena: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:03 AM

my neighbors mobile rings at 6 am, can i snooze it.

Palash Das: 	Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 11:55 PM

now ime gonna loose it

Vikram C : 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:07 AM

ship has not arrived as yet 🙁 , please cruise it..

Rizwan Khan: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:08 AM

Our Country is in trouble, Help it!

Anshul Mendhiratta: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:10 AM

CSK won the match, into the semis , enjoy it.

Priya Nigam: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:26 AM

Arre, this is India, excuse it!

Vikram C: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:29 AM

if you have written a good java code, reuse it…

Priya Nigam: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:33 AM

English is a good language, dont abuse it

What brought about that was…

Loose = to loosen something (dheela karna)

Lose = when something gets lost (kho jana)

Avi Kapoor: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:35 AM

Got a new mobile, dont know how 2 use it!!!!!!!!!!!

Ankit Chadha: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:36 AM

if you have a mon, goose it!

Mayank Saxena: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:37 AM

If Rakhi Savant gets a Avi’s mobile, she will misuse it…

Vikram C: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:40 AM

Avi if you are still struggling with the phone, disuse it…

Anshul Mendhiratta: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:41 AM

@Avi If you aren’t happy with the phone, donate! I will use it.

Avi Kapoor : 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:44 AM

It wud be better to go thru the guide “How to use it”

Anshul Mendhiratta: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:48 AM

Too many options ?? reduce it.

having problems ? deduce it.

Anshul Mendhiratta: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:50 AM

Let’s concentrate on what Ogilvy said and use it.

Now going to sleep, Goods Nights.. !!

Ambrish Kumar Singh: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:52 AM

Where to go for Team Outing ? Finalize it..

Anshul Mendhiratta: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 1:13 AM

Why have rusty brains, lets footloose it.

Anshuj Shrivastava: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 1:18 AM

I wish i have a remote control to pause it.

Harish Agrawal: 	Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 7:11 AM

Can someone compile all the quotes and put it on Veranda, let’s use it

Vikram C: Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 9:43 AM

please find a row document of this mail as attachment…

if you can write a blog, produce it…

Kuntal Shukla: Sep 23, 2010 at 12:47 PM

Formatted and uploaded, Please read it! 🙂

P.S: Further replies can be continued through comments to this post 😉


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Wednesday, July 21st, 2010 | Author:

har nayi cheez ke baare mein
woh bachchon si dilchaspi
aur badon sa pyar dikhaake
kandhe par dena thappi

bade bade sapnon ko lekar
chchoti khushiyaan jeena
woh akhbaar ke safhe palat kar
maze se cigarette peena

uss hansi mein shauk hai
shauk hanste rehne ka
un baaton mein jo bhi ho
shukriya unhe kehne ka

kisi ke roomie, kisi se baangla,
har rishta inka anokha
Sab se Love, mujh se **x
par kisi ko na de dhokha

Category: Poems  | Tags: , , ,  | 14 Comments
Tuesday, June 01st, 2010 | Author:

Once upon a time, I decided to shoot how seriously people work in a company named Veda Informatics. We wanted to shoot people’s focus towards their work, how they met deadlines and how they adhered to the age old theorem which says Work is God. However, the video became a goof up as we could not find any serious stuff, however, wat we did find was one of the most important truth of professional life. We named this journey as In Search of Some Serious Stuff.

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010 | Author:

Arunesh Dogra: polly is asking for ‘quotes’ again, we should give him some
Ankit Chadha: ya
Ankit Chadha: lets do that
Arunesh Dogra: yes, quote-le aam!
Arunesh Dogra: saala quote-a sikka!
Ankit Chadha: this ones for the IPL season: feroz shah quote-la
Ankit Chadha: wat else?
Ankit Chadha: rain-quote
Arunesh Dogra: bichare me koi quote nahin
Ankit Chadha: quote and bowled
Arunesh Dogra: where is ‘hardquote butler’
Arunesh Dogra: what bites palash at night?
Ankit Chadha: no idea
Arunesh Dogra: Mausi-quote-toe
Ankit Chadha: which kind of shirts does palash prefer?
Arunesh Dogra: dunno
Ankit Chadha: 100% quote-ton
Arunesh Dogra: once palash was travelling…where was he going?
Ankit Chadha: pathan-quote?
Arunesh Dogra: to Faridquote
Arunesh Dogra: where does he go gambling?
Arunesh Dogra: Quote-man-do
Arunesh Dogra: bachpan mein (this is a bad one) aunty ne baby palash to kya bola
Arunesh Dogra: chooo quooooote
Arunesh Dogra: bas

Category: Killers, Quotations  | Tags: , , , ,  | 5 Comments
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009 | Author:

Arunesh Dogra: palash ka doosra quote kya tha?
Ankit Chadha: ek hi toh tha
Arunesh Dogra: do the 😉
Arunesh Dogra: hum hain mafia killers
Arunesh Dogra: over-quote!
Arunesh Dogra: palash ki biwi ka quote kya hai?
Ankit Chadha: misquote?
Arunesh Dogra: correct
Arunesh Dogra: palash roj subhere kya karta hai?
Arunesh Dogra: chai ke saath…
Ankit Chadha: tying the langot
Arunesh Dogra: bis-quote!
Ankit Chadha: palash jab 1 lakh quotes batayega
Ankit Chadha: toh uss event ko kya bolenge?
Arunesh Dogra: quote-ah sikka?
Ankit Chadha: no
Arunesh Dogra: tell
Ankit Chadha: peti-quote

Category: Killers  | Tags: ,  | 4 Comments
Thursday, June 18th, 2009 | Author:

Love thy all!

Nai Dilli
Hey my name is pug, the AD wala. I am undoubtedly a celebrity land mammal. I feel great when I come out of my master’s apartment in a place called New Delhi in India. I am a craze particularly in the urban area. I feel like a prince, especially when I am out for a morning or an evening walk with Bholu, my Gorkha keeper. Strangers, you know, complete strangers come upto me, cuddle, give me names and coo-chi-coo me. I am popular among children as well. Though my mum used to tell me that to her comparison my generations of doggies have become more popular and {psst expensive also}. I tried to find the reasons – I met a friend, a fellow pup you know, se lives just two blocks away. She is called Jane. She told me that a telephone company “Hutchison” ran a series of TV and print advertisements featuring US. The advertisements were aesthetic and cool. So cool hai hum.

My history
I am one of the most smartest dog around and Intelligent too, Stanley Coren says so, who is Stanley? I don’t know, but he has conducted some kind of a research on us, so funny. We are everywhere on the papers, TV and the internet. A site called Wikipedia says that we love company of human beings. True, we love men and women. If I go by my historical presence then it goes like this. Emperor, Ling (168-190 AD) of China used to take care of us and we were guarded by soldiers and given the best meat and rice. Then started our European journey, we were smuggled by the Dutch and introduced to the Kings and Queens of the then monarchy. My forefathers were in company of a King called Napolean Bonaparte and his wife. Then came HRH- her Royal Highness Queen Victoria, she loved us and expanded our popularity to a next level. My ancestors and fellow mates have acted in films like The Adventures of Milo and Otis, Men In Black,  The Clique Series, Massie Block, Disney’s Pocahontas, George Lopez. See, ain’t I special?  We like a man’s girl friend also have many names, international fame you know. Mops in Germany/Holland, Mopsi in Finland, Carline in France, the Spanish call me Doguillo and in India I am not sure but I have heard children shouting “phone wala kutta’- phone Wala? Yeah, that’s India.

Today and my future
Friends, are you guessing why I want to express? I want to say few things. As I told you about my origination before. We are used to cooler climatic condition. I know I am show piece doggie, but such extreme heat these days leave me panting. Another friend of mine died during the summers, you know. We are sophisticated and need care. One more thing, the street doggies or the mix breed envy me, though I don’t like them growling at me, but this is something which is not in my control. Right? I am attacked quite frequently and got hurt on my back. One last thing, I’me stolen for money, a friend was picked by unknown people and his master never saw him. One last thing, despite my race which is superior I want to make peace with the street and poor doggies. I have a good nature and good at heart, basically. I stand for equality and harmony – No violence against animals. The Dog – Man’s best friend.

Thank you VEranDA.

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Monday, June 01st, 2009 | Author:

Okay, so this is an effort at writing a limerick (in case you cant recognize it as one after reading it). It has been inspired by Microsoft’s “bing.com” (how it is any better than Google is beyond me).

Bing is going over my head

And Google has been my butter ‘n bread

The only way to make me unhitch

And get me to make this taxing switch

Is if they’d call it “Bong” instead.

All I’d like to say in my defense is that I have very little time… given a little more, I would be a poet genius (no no not gene-ass).